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Punkin' Roll
You see them in the stores, those over priced pieces of shit that call themselves Pumpkin Rolls. Don't buy 'em. Mine's better. I and I...
Sep 3, 20233 min read
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Fudge!!!
Creamy, fudgy fudge! Easy to make, as long as you have the arm strength, or some poor dumb kid to help you stir it Playlist: Dolly...
Dec 30, 20222 min read
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Chocolate Mousse Cake
Holy shit, the best damned dessert I've made, but brace yourself. It makes a fucking mess of the kitchen, every bowl you didn't know you...
Jul 4, 20224 min read
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Reese's Roll Cake
The ONLY thing that can make my chocolate cake better. . . peanut butter and Reese's!! If you want to absolutely ruin this perfect cake,...
Jun 15, 20223 min read
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Chocolate Lava Cake
Perfectly timed baking gets you all the glory. . . and forgetting about it gets you a brownie These are great, because you can make them...
May 9, 20212 min read
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Fruit trifle (what? Trifle)
A great, moderately healthy summer time favorite. Easy to make, and taste like happiness. Playlist: Thomas Rhett/Vacation, Will...
Mar 26, 20212 min read
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Momma's Cream Pie. . . . . . . . . . . coconut. I mean coconut cream pie
Far back as I can remember (which will never be more than 38yr, ever) I remember anytime Uncle Pete (not his real name, I just learned...
Mar 21, 20213 min read
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World's best chocolate cake
No, really. Greatest chocolate cake you've never had. Moist, fluffy, creamy. . . everything you don't want to be as a person Playlist: ...
Feb 7, 20212 min read
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Double Chocolate Biscotti
Crazy tasty, perfect with coffee. Makes enough to share. Dip these bitches in coffee for about 1-2 seconds to soak in the caffeinated...
Jan 17, 20212 min read
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Deep Fried Cookie Dough
What?! Yes. What could make unhealthy cookies even better? Deep fry that shit! Start out by making the Greatest GD Chocy Chip Cookie...
Jan 16, 20212 min read
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Greatest GD Chocy chip cookies you'll ever have
World Famous Soft Chocolate Chip Cookies. So fuggin' easy, a 13yr old can do it when you yell from bed, "Make me some damned cookies!" ...
Jan 3, 20212 min read
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Punkin' cookies
Pumpkin cookies with cinnamon butter cream frosting. Good Lort, these addictive suckers aren't bursting with flavor, but just enough to...
Jan 3, 20212 min read
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Best GD Carrot Cake you'll ever have
I used to think my Carrot/Cheesecake was the best, but I fucked it up once (too much salt, I think) and wanted to do better. This little...
Jan 2, 20214 min read
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Corn Fritters
I know what you're thinking. What the fuck is a corn fritter? It's a fritter with corn in it, dumbass. Leave it to the south to come up...
Dec 21, 20202 min read
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