If you're slow cookin' a roast or something, these are the noodles for you Playlist: Shakira & Ed Sheeran, (for some reason, don't ask me...

You see them in the stores, those over priced pieces of shit that call themselves Pumpkin Rolls. Don't buy 'em. Mine's better. I and I...

Creamy, fudgy fudge! Easy to make, as long as you have the arm strength, or some poor dumb kid to help you stir it Playlist: Dolly...

Focaccia bread is a great, oily, crusty deliciousness that you don't need to add butter to, unless you want to, but I'm not calling out...

Holy shit, the best damned dessert I've made, but brace yourself. It makes a fucking mess of the kitchen, every bowl you didn't know you...

The ONLY thing that can make my chocolate cake better. . . peanut butter and Reese's!! If you want to absolutely ruin this perfect cake,...

It's snowing today (November 14th). I fuckin' love snow. With it comes assholes sliding off the road, people late for work, everyone...

Perfectly timed baking gets you all the glory. . . and forgetting about it gets you a brownie These are great, because you can make them...

A great, moderately healthy summer time favorite. Easy to make, and taste like happiness. Playlist: Thomas Rhett/Vacation, Will...

Far back as I can remember (which will never be more than 38yr, ever) I remember anytime Uncle Pete (not his real name, I just learned...

No, really. Greatest chocolate cake you've never had. Moist, fluffy, creamy. . . everything you don't want to be as a person Playlist: ...

Sweet, moist cornbread, gotta make it in cast-iron, or you're just wasting everybody's time. I love cast-iron, because it doesn't have...

This easy beer batter is great for everything! Shrimp? Got it. Pickles? The best. 'Shrooms? Bingo. Onion rings? Bammo. Everything...

Crazy tasty, perfect with coffee. Makes enough to share. Dip these bitches in coffee for about 1-2 seconds to soak in the caffeinated...

Surprisingly low on calories because I use Splenda instead of sugar. It dissolves better, and kills you slower than sugar does. Tastes...

What?! Yes. What could make unhealthy cookies even better? Deep fry that shit! Start out by making the Greatest GD Chocy Chip Cookie...

Hey! Don't hate! This actually doesn't suck. As I descend further & further into my midlife crisis, I'm turning towards Meatless...

This is a great post workout shake, but it's slam full of calories. It's a recovery smoothie, not a diet smoothie! Has all the good you...

My wife calls them 'Eggies' to piss me off. Don't call them that. They are Sous Vide Egg Bites. Ya gotta have a pressure cooker, and...

I use this shit for everything. The noodles for my balls, spaghetti, lasagna/manicotti. Quite versatile. Go on and get the Semolina...